A Waltzing Rant

norse900

Uncle-Al Al, please be considerate to the environment and you wallet and try to...recycle...your vomit in a way that you can safely distill and enjoy it twice.

P.S. I hope your liver is also Satanic, because it sounds like it's getting a lot of "unholy" abuse...

Uncle-Al

norse900

Brother,

Hear me! My lungs and liver will be buried with full Magickal Honours - all by themselves, in a separate grave!
My main problem is that everybody else is at least two drinks behind.

Some time ago there was an internet story that a study had 'proved' that every cigarette takes seven to ten minutes off of your life. Well, I did and inebriated, postprandial calculation (trying to convert pipe bowls and cigars into cigarettes) and I worked out that not only was I dead, but that I'd killed my mother just after she left school at sixteen year old.

People like you have no idea the burden that knowledge gives.

Al.
Ps. Smokescreens: The Truth About Tobacco is dated, but unfortunately it's not. If you read it more widely, it's not about tobacco. It's about 'science' generally. Try and get a cheap, second-hand copy and if you do, you'll need a marker pen or two).

norse900

Uncle-Al My lungs

So will mine, but that's from Kuwait and Iraq. I think we agree you probably had more 'fun'. Mine started rebelling in 2005.

Uncle-Al every cigarette takes seven to ten minutes off

An amazing conclusion for those that think everything is Fated or largely concluded by similar. It literally hurt to breathe, so I quit. I do miss some of my cigars and would love to smoke a pipe like my great grandpa did. Not that that has emotional value to you, lol.

Uncle-Al Well, I did and inebriated, postprandial calculation (trying to convert pipe bowls and cigars into cigarettes) and I worked out that not only was I dead, but that I'd killed my mother just after she left school at sixteen year old.

People like you have no idea the burden that knowledge gives.

If you did so under the influence of the evil beast, second to the great 666, then your calculations didn't involve absolution and TRUE repentance!

I guess that's the best we can expect from a lifelong Satanist in deed and spirit.... Have you been doing your vodka cleansing?

Uncle-Al

norse900

Mate,

Morning: Calcium tablets.
Lunch: Vitamin C
Dinner:? Magnesium.

Make sure you overdose. I haven't got the time, but it's got to do with a political agreement reached decades ago in America - where else? Overdose!

Also, I've had some of my most profoundly righteous nicotine hits using nasal snuff. Real time altering hits!
And America produces the hardest hitting, bbq dry snuffs that will lift your head clean off. It's great! Before bed brandy and a hit of dry and dusty The (Mighty) Rooster snuff. Not sure if they make it anymore, but I stocked up.

Finally, as a pipe smoker, you're not supposed to inhale. Well, you're not supposed to. And I can send you information on pipe tobaccos that will floor you without inhalation.

Al.

norse900

Uncle-Al you're not supposed to inhale. Well, you're not supposed to. And I can send you information on pipe tobaccos that will floor you without inhalation.

No, I want to OWN it if I'm risking several forms of cancer.

Fun fact, when I did RNA work on the benchtop (not a fume hood, we use 30-70% alcohol wipes and let it sit. Why? Because Alcohol and Bleach are useless without appropriate amounts of water and they had to sit for a while (30 minutes) without moving to kill things on a NON-POROUS surface. Contamination resulted in decontaminant not working. Notice I didn't say Sanitant or similar...

This was circa 2006-7. It's gotten weaker over time.

Almost nothing in the body is really non-porous, so the dispersion.... Right up there with pretend PH water that is a complete waste of money to anyone that understands buffers in a meaningful sense....

Uncle-Al

Forgive me for posting here
As I am old and drunk

The twenty-first century is (and I believe well beyond are) Chinese. If you don’t like that, well neither do I – so just go penetrate yourselves. As a devotee of the O.N.A. and having had my dreams and life destroyed, I decided to consciously practice Aeonic Magick and destroy hundreds of millions of lives and dreams over generations – one after the other – long after I’m dead. I don’t have descendants, so not my worry.

And I intend to float to Hell on a river of other (“white trash”) peoples’ tears. How dare mine enemies fuck with me! How fucking dare they!!

Mine enemies had no idea who I was – just some nobody, suburban lawyer in the outskirts of Sydney’s western suburbs. And the thing about mine enemies – the absolute best thing – is that that they were superb teachers. In fact, as teachers: mine practiced, professional and polished enemies were the very best you could get. And I learnt so much – really bad shit!

Anyway, don’t take any notice, because I’m full of (my own) shit.

Al.

Uncle-Al

A Sincere Message to Newbies & ors.

Magick can fuck you up. That’s what happened to me. I’ll be sixty-two later this year (or so I’m told) and by now what I wanted to be was a divorced, never-see-my-kids, Australian criminal attorney with maintenance issues and an alcohol problem. But Magick fucked me up!

All those lonely years in the 1970s to the early 1990s, reading municipal library books and sundry other bullshit. Nonetheless, because I was perverted, I persevered. And that’s the supreme reason I hate all you post-internet Magicians, because you just have no idea how hard it was. Cunts! That stated, there’s a lot of dangerous shit around.

And because I’m a right-wing, Anarcho-Capitalist, Free Market Anarchist, I hate President Donald Trump. That stated, it comes with the territory – I hate all politicians, except for Mustapha Kemal Ataturk (who was a fucking Godman). As a Satanist, I no longer bow to anyone or anything – but I’d make a belittling exception if I met Ataturk.

Trump has no Earth in his horoscope. Do your own research than have a think – as Magicians.
Have a look at Trump’s Penthouse in the Trump Towers. It’s oppressive, because he’s trying to compensate for the fact, he has no Earth in any of his astrological houses! I couldn’t live in his penthouse because it would oppress me.

Finally, I’m just gently suggesting that you keep your eyes on China. When the recent (frankly, shocking) White House incident occurred, I was already empathically aware of the Chinese government delight. Whitey thinks about the next election. Aeonic Magicians plan beyond time, whilst the Chinese government thinks in centuries.

Al.

Ps. Have any of you reading this said, ‘Thank you’, even once?
And why aren’t you wearing a suit? Don’t you think it’s disrespectful? Do you even own a suit?

Uncle-Al

Just me again telling you to keep watching China, as well as the Commonwealth of Australia and New Zealand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8dp9YEeU9U
at about 50secs.

Trump’s job is to end the war in Ukraine, win the war in the Middle East for Israel and denigrate the Grand Old Party. I ‘live’ in Oz (on nicotine, caffeine and alcohol), so maybe I perceive things a little differently – like tariffs. Even a Middle/High School teacher can explain why no one wins a trade war. I'm not even an American, but I know I'll suffer.

Al.
Ps. I'm an extremely pissed off Free Market Anarchist, because I worship dead Jews like Ludwig von Mises and Murray Newton Rothbard.

Uncle-Al

The reason I left you and went elsewhere is because your rents were too high and there were all these laws, regulations and rules. That’s why I started manufacturing in other places.

But now you’ve increased the cost of my items imported to you and are making your people pay those tariffs, I’ll come back – but my stuff will still be more expensive to produce at your place for the same reasons as originally: rents are too high and there are all these laws, regulations and rules.

That’s a great deal for your people, as either way they’re paying more – probably so debt can be paid to the usual people.
Anyway, don’t concern yourself with me, because I’m a doctrinaire, dyed-in-the-wool, why-don’t-you-just-go-penetrate-yourself, Austrian Economic School, Free Market Anarchist and lhp Magician. I am beyond both spiritual and political-economy redemption; plus, I’m watching My Work manifest.

Al.

Uncle-Al

I’ve (almost) decided to kill myself via alcohol poisoning, but I’m waiting for some of America’s very best whiskies and bourbons to hit the Land of Oz shelves. Like last time, there’ll be drinks I haven’t experienced, but I’m pretty sure, this time more so.

And I’ll send an email to President Trump, that my death is upon his head! See how he likes that! And I’ll be hoping (perhaps against all hope) that it breaks his heart!

Al.

norse900

Uncle-Al Al, there was post here or elsewhere that didn;'t make any sense. You asked for...something...but everything was SO convoluted that no one could respond in a meaningful way.

Frankly, some of us DO actively work on international things and can't respond in a timely manner. If you'd like to pat yourself on the Aeonic back, please do so, but those of us with skill and skin in the game will politely pat you on the head and go about our work that keeps your ability to say anything ALIVE.

You aren't. I don't think you'd find driftwood to be good company. Mind the crocks. You won't post anything without the rest of us because you and most others have no clue how the actual Internet works. Best wishes. And if you saw this, thank someone else.

Uncle-Al

norse900

Brother,
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Al.

Uncle-Al

norse900 there was post here or elsewhere that didn;'t make any sense. You asked for...something...but everything was SO convoluted that no one could respond in a meaningful way.

How can I respond in a meaningful way?

norse900 ...and can't respond in a timely manner.

I'm adrift.

norse900 And if you saw this, thank someone else.
OK, I'll thank Myself that I seek to be and Frater Mike B. How's that?

All the very best,
Al.

norse900

Uncle-Al

You may be interested in this. Maybe a la carte parts of it.

Tenebrous Santanism

Uncle-Al

norse900

Brother,

Thank you deeply. Will read and study. Will advise. Looks good!

Al.

Uncle-Al

Gerontion
I got into Aeonic Magick before I realised, and by then it was too late.
Aeonics is fucked, and I’m an expert!
Keep your fervent eyes upon China.
As an (older) Aeonic Magician I moved beyond (party) politics, reverted to economics and gained a longer-term (eventually spiritual) view.
Tariffs are fucked! End of section. Full stop.
Tariffs – A Parade: Norse900 and I used to trade goods. I’d send him mine and he’d send me his. But fuck Norse900 – every time he sends me stuff; I’m going to flay myself with a metal-embedded cat-o-nine tails. And that bastard is going to have watch me tear my skin and rip my flesh – and there’ll be my blood everywhere. And I expect Norse900 to take revenge by dousing himself in methylated spirits and lighting up!
I’m going to declare economic war on Norse900 and he’ll do the same to me. Then we’ll reach a temporary agreement and both of us – mainly me! – will be declared a hero! (You got that? HERO!)
Let me repeat: Keep your long-term eyes on China.
Suppose that Norse900 has a farm, “Norse’s Acres,” and I work for him. Having become steeped in pro-tariff ideas, Norse900 exhorts me to “buy’ “from Norse Acres.” “Keep the money in Norse Acres,” “don’t be exploited by the flood of products from the cheap labour of foreigners outside Norse Acres,” and similar maxims become the watchword of both of us. To make sure that our aim is accomplished, Norse90 levies a 1000-percent tariff on the imports of all goods and services from “abroad,” i.e., from outside the farm. As a result, Norse900 and I see our leisure, or “problems of unemployment,” disappear as we work from dawn to dusk and candlelit beyond trying to eke out the production of all the goods we desire. Many we cannot raise at all; others we can, given centuries of effort. It is true that we reap the promise of the protectionists: “self-sufficiency,” although the “sufficiency” is bare subsistence instead of a comfortable standard of living. Money is “kept at home,” and we can pay each other very high nominal wages and prices, but find that the real value of our wages, in terms of barter/goods, plummets drastically.
Anyway, I don’t care. Get fucked!
“Here I am, an old man in a dry month, Being read to by a boy, waiting for rain.”

O.U.A.

Uncle-Al

Just a Little Note

I have and will continue to work with spiritual entities. That stated, our path, the left-hand path, is inherently (or should be) about self-deification – God(dess)hood. This is the main spiritual reason that for many years I’ve relied upon myself – Hail Myself that I seek to be! Only if I’m stuck and need some help do I call upon spiritual entities.

I learnt how to collect energy using the Elhaz runic body posture – bare feet, standing on earth and with palms facing skyward. Then I learnt how to direct those energies – always keep your arms straight until your palms get itchy. Then I clap my hands hard (maybe a few times) and if needs be, give myself a bitch face-slap, just to help forget the working.
These days, when I perform (conscious) Magick I do so as an incarnate God - “Don’t fuck with me, you hear?”

In 2006 I was in a difficult situation, and I asked the question: What would Satan do? And the answer came with the brilliance and speed of a lightening bolt: Satan Would Exploit! For almost twenty years, as an Aeonic Magician I’ve been fucking with and misdirecting the vast energies of the herd. Why not?

But please don’t take my word for it. It’s only me repeating myself ad nauseum.

Your dear Old Uncle Al.